I'd like to see the Northern Lights
I'd like to kiss a Moose
I'd like to stick my wrinkled weiner
Inside her tight caboose
I'd like to have a shiny car
I'd like to get a Hummer
I'd like to wish upon a star
Perhaps I will next summer
I'd like to be a Congressman
I'd like to pass a motion
I'd like to see more titties, yeah
Wet T-shirts at the Ocean!
I'd like to make a nice request
I'd like to poke my eye
I'd like for you to have a stroke
And just fuck off and die
I'd like to just stop writing this
I'd like to say its done
I'd like to get on with my day
But I'm havin too much fun
I'd like to spell out one more verse
I'd like to call it splendid
I'd like to say it once again
I wish to call it ended
